Cher and her toyboy: the wedding that both is and isn’t happening (apparently)

A delightfully confusing deep dive into Cher’s maybe-wedding, maybe-not love saga with Alexander Edwards

f there’s one thing Cher has mastered over the decades—aside from the art of never aging, defying gravity with wigs, and reinventing her sound every 10 years—it’s keeping the public beautifully confused. And nothing proves this more than the current “are they or aren’t they?” frenzy surrounding her maybe-wedding to 38-year-old beau Alexander “AE” Edwards.

Depending on which insider you ask, Cher is either:

• Planning a lavish ceremony,
• Already secretly married,
• Absolutely not getting married,
• Or simply shopping for a very expensive outfit with zero bridal intent.

In other words: Cher is giving us a masterclass in Schrödinger’s Wedding.

Rumour No. 1: They’re getting married in summer. Or winter. Or… sometime?

Sources insist the pair are “definitely tying the knot” in Los Angeles this summer. Or maybe in Vegas, because of course. Other sources, say the entire thing is “not true at all.” A third set of sources probably exists somewhere insisting she’s already married. But Cher just hasn’t mentioned it between gym sessions and posting cryptic emojis on Twitter.

At this point, the rumour mill is spinning so fast we may need a seatbelt.

Rumour No. 2: Cher’s family may or may not approve

Some claim that Cher’s sons aren’t thrilled that Alexander Edwards is 40 years younger than their iconic mother. Others say everyone is “very happy” for the couple and simply delighted Cher is still out-dancing, out-dating and out-living the entire family.

Honestly, it’s Cher. She survived the ‘60s, three divorces, and a feud with Madonna. She’ll survive a little family side-eye.

Rumour No. 3: Alexander Edwards already has the ring picked out

Apparently the man has been “planning” a proposal for months. Or maybe he already proposed. Or he proposed but she said no. Or she said yes but forgot to tell anyone. Or Cher simply declared, “If I could turn back time, I’d still pick a bigger diamond,” and wandered off.

The only confirmed detail is that some jewellery exists. Which, in Cher-world, is not exactly breaking news.

What does Cher say about all this?

Nothing clear. Nothing definitive. Nothing helpful in any way.

In classic Cher fashion, she’ll either confirm the wedding on Instagram with a blurry caption that reads “LOVE WINS ❤️✨”. Or deny it entirely, telling fans, “Don’t believe everything you read… unless I tweeted it.”

And until then, we all remain perched on the edge of our seats, clutching a feathered boa and wondering which reality is true.

The Final Verdict: Is she marrying him?

Yes. No. Maybe. In spirit. In secret. In Vegas. In our hearts.

Cher has entered her mystical oracle era, delivering answers that are somehow all things and nothing at once. And honestly? It’s the most Cher thing she’s done in years.

Until further notice, we consider this wedding both:

• Absolutely happening, and
• Absolutely not happening,

Depending on the position of the moon, the reliability of the source. And of course, whether Cher has logged onto Twitter that day.